My Back Hurts · Holographic Sticker

the my back hurts sticker.

my back hurts.

not from anything interesting.
not from a sport or an adventure
or something worth telling
a story about.

from sitting.
from sleeping wrong.
from existing
at the wrong angle
for thirty something years.

holographic vinyl · waterproof
die cut · built to last
longer than our lumbar support. ☕

for everyone whose body
started sending invoices
they don't remember signing up for.

we stretched once in 2019.
it didn't help.
we're not doing it again. ☕