Dysentery Bound · Oregon Trail Sticker

the oregon trail sticker.

get in loser.
we're going to get dysentery.

you crossed the river wrong.
you hunted more than you could carry.
you named your wagon party
after your enemies
and watched them die of cholera.

and you'd do it all again. ☕

die cut · full color.

for everyone who learned
about westward expansion
from a floppy disk
on a beige computer
in a classroom that smelled
like dry erase markers. ☕