{"product_id":"holographic-can-cooler-koozie-with-handle-drink-holder","title":"The Static · Can Koozie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex flex-col px-4 max-w-3xl mx-auto w-full pt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"feed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"article\" class=\"rounded-lg focus-visible:shadow-focus focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group group\/message-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"contents\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group relative relative pb-[var(--msg-assistant-pb,0.75rem)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"font-claude-response relative leading-[1.65rem] [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:bg-bg-000\/50 [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:border-0.5 [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:border-border-400 [\u0026amp;_.ignore-pre-bg\u0026gt;div]:bg-transparent [\u0026amp;_.standard-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pl-2 [\u0026amp;_.standard-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,ul,ol,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pr-8 [\u0026amp;_.progressive-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pl-2 [\u0026amp;_.progressive-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,ul,ol,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pr-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*:last-child]:mb-0 print:block print:[\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*_+_*]:mt-3 standard-markdown\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"group\" class=\"relative group\/copy bg-bg-000\/50 border-0.5 border-border-400 rounded-lg focus:outline-none focus-visible:ring-2 focus-visible:ring-accent-100\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cpre class=\"code-block__code !my-0 !rounded-lg !text-sm !leading-relaxed p-3.5\"\u003e\u003ccode\u003ethe static.\n\nyou know this pattern.\n\nit's 2am and the tape ran out\nand the tv is just doing this now\nand nobody's turning it off\nbecause somehow it's still\nthe right amount of light\nfor the room you're in.\n\nholographic finish · color shifts\nin the light the way a CRT screen\nshifted when you walked past it\ntoo fast.\n\nhandle grip · carabiner clip\ninsulated water resistant liner.\n\nfits standard 12oz cans and bottles.\nclip it to your bag · take it anywhere\nthat needs a little analog noise. ☕\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/pre\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Fydelity","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53698797437291,"sku":"88049","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/5912\/3051\/files\/bd3e986fee84ba64163290189ba3b9cce3e0bbd7b8f573d8202170b42523793f.jpg?v=1786377500","url":"https:\/\/ninetiesanalog.com\/products\/holographic-can-cooler-koozie-with-handle-drink-holder","provider":"ANALOG","version":"1.0","type":"link"}